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I believe in impossible things

twitter: @Mrs_Broflovski</description><title>every inch but one.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tacosaredelicious)</generator><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I have this friend who seems to be able to tell when I have really painful dreams because he ignores...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have this friend who seems to be able to tell when I have really painful dreams because he ignores me 100% of the time and then talks to me when I&amp;#8217;m weak after that shit.&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#8217;s fucking magic and I hate it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50440271944</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50440271944</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:20:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

eatmorebikes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6adc34ea799e4846663acbed838abb8/tumblr_mmkbv70Bi01qhy1pno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50313431546/eatmorebikes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatmorebikes.tumblr.com/post/50302929210" target="_blank"&gt;eatmorebikes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50330183081</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50330183081</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 04:05:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3884801d3de8403d0e0fea2e64c3a33e/tumblr_mmfvcp4IRJ1r0ralmo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50330000563</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50330000563</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 03:59:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>k-iller-queen:

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://k-iller-queen.tumblr.com/post/50260140400" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;k-iller-queen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenaebyrd777.tumblr.com/post/50180661983/inhalers-tips-for-flirting-carve-your-number" target="_blank"&gt;thenaebyrd777&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inhalers.tumblr.com/post/50170430751/tips-for-flirting-carve-your-number-into-a-potato" target="_blank"&gt;inhalers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;tips for flirting:&lt;/strong&gt; carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the fact that this would work on me has me concerned&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I thought this said “edible females”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50317910779</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50317910779</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:42:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
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&lt;p&gt;And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50310170785</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50310170785</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 22:02:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sleepyheroes:

talk shit about zelda and i’ll kill u
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleepyheroes.tumblr.com/post/45716322836" target="_blank"&gt;sleepyheroes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;talk shit about zelda and i’ll kill u&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50308825372</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50308825372</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:46:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vondell-swain.tumblr.com/post/32985411198/mr-president-is-it-true-that-you-have-not-fed-or" target="_blank"&gt;vondell-swain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50307294013</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/50307294013</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:27:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>short, fast, and loud: deerhoof: objectifying people is gross and you might say “oh i don’t...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://coelacanthteeth.tumblr.com/post/49942013037/deerhoof-objectifying-people-is-gross-and-you"&gt;short, fast, and loud: deerhoof: objectifying people is gross and you might say “oh i don’t...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deerhoof.tumblr.com/post/49941731651" target="_blank"&gt;deerhoof&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;objectifying people is gross and you might say “oh i don’t do that” but every time you reblog a picture of a girl who clearly isn’t attempting to do anything in a sexual context WITH SEXUAL CONTEXT that’s objectifying and it’s!! gross!! don’t do that!! don’t delete the context off…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So that’s one opinion.&lt;br/&gt;You could also say that the images we view are art. The point of art is that it can be interpreted differently by different minds.&lt;br/&gt;The human body can be beautiful without being sexual. If I look at something and it is sexual to me, I’m not going to be ashamed of that. A fit guy working on a car can be sexualized for the man’s face, his car, his arms, legs, abs, shoulders, or not at all.&lt;br/&gt;You don’t get to decide how we interpret things.&lt;br/&gt;Also (not that this applies to all human beings) our three most intense instincts are to 1) preserve our lives, 2) reproduce, 3) protect the products of our reproduction. It makes sense to me that our brains might focus on sex, not because we’re depraved, but because our species depends on it for survival.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49946738081</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49946738081</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 14:30:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conveys.tumblr.com/post/46360658117/i-just-realized-that-the-voice-in-my-head-when-i" target="_blank"&gt;conveys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49946010470</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49946010470</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 14:18:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Can I just see my kills?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49654264633</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49654264633</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:34:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://o-k-compooper.tumblr.com/post/29527162082/souschen-i-think-instead-of-the-woman-taking" target="_blank"&gt;o-k-compooper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://souschen.tumblr.com/post/29455608675/i-think-instead-of-the-woman-taking-her-husbands" target="_blank"&gt;souschen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;couples should just smash their last names together&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;why aren’t we doing this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49653844678</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49653844678</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:28:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>loki-forever:

people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loki-forever.tumblr.com/post/49570487622/people-who-leave-right-after-a-marvel-movie-ends" target="_blank"&gt;loki-forever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e4e37e92d1b22cf77d7adb17847b0b22/tumblr_inline_mm9cbcsveO1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49653219652</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49653219652</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68bd2d47cb30af0da13ee7d403f24dbe/tumblr_mm9ndqN2sS1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbd69220e8c5958013560b4f657f267e/tumblr_mm9ndqN2sS1r5zq6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49652027331</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49652027331</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:03:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/149a5ab30f3dad4929056e7e7d9d7780/tumblr_mhu9egEgzi1r6nljvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49617504781</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/49617504781</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 16:00:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sexually frustrated teen makes delicious omelet to quell her desires.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sexually frustrated teen makes delicious omelet to quell her desires.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48871453902</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48871453902</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>it does not work</category></item><item><title>I would like very much to have awkward sex with this guy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb75708e13c74d87716ea6dc27bed948/tumblr_mlsmeqR4m11qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I would like very much to have awkward sex with this guy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48870383102</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48870383102</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:40:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1qx4m9so1qzqua1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48869685463</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48869685463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:29:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lostincomaa:

fucking finally</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fd06b713b5967cd4328f281a9bcdab5/tumblr_mlti8tc0VF1ri2q6io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lostincomaa.tumblr.com/post/48857384112" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;lostincomaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;fucking finally&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48869353047</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48869353047</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:24:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/577af51c40e2f311bbb65cfe685ee8dd/tumblr_mhjn06fs8b1rv9xpbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48863213275</link><guid>http://tacosaredelicious.tumblr.com/post/48863213275</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:35:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mama-bird:

ugh how can you only like ONE gender?? the bible said adam AND eve not adam OR eve!!
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mama-bird.tumblr.com/post/48332941341/ugh-how-can-you-only-like-one-gender-the-bible" target="_blank"&gt;mama-bird&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ugh how can you only like ONE gender?? the bible said adam AND eve not adam OR eve!!&lt;/p&gt;
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